anyway I have been meaning to write something about this for ages, because it's great. Ages, ages, and more ages ago, I read somewhere that mice can squeeze through a gap the width of a biro tube (a quick google search reveals that this may or may not be true anyway, my favourite is this yahoo answers post - good old yahoo answers. 'What is a biro')
because I am a dumbo I took this to mean that mice can fit THROUGH an actual biro TUBE, like down the inside of the whole tube. Stupid. Anyway years later me and Maddern submitted it to Salle Pierre Lamy for their first ever (?) SPLARPY, check it out here (number 008). I was the clear winner thanks to the number of #mousebiro drawings generated, people were obviously incensed.
Check it, largely nicked off SPL's website:
Oly (I suspect)
Joe Morris Jnr
Maddern (aka MOUSEBIRO DENIER)
Karen (my favourite)
Mike (at v interesting work meeting)
Laura (aka rolaricho, check out her drawings MAINTENANT)
Awesome yes? So I won the argument and therefore mice CAN fit through biros, in your face science.
I wanted to make something mousebiro related and still do, but I haven't yet, I am cooking something up. I am NOT cooking a mouse, I don't mean. Mice have appeared sporadically in my work, since I was at uni and the whole 'people disguised as mice/mice with suckers on their feet' thing I was obsessed with, that doesn't make as cute a hashtag, but this is the sort of thing:
I only have crap photos but anyway.
Okay so if you've been paying attention you know I made Maddern #mousebiro socks for Christmas:
And and and! Oly, my good buddy from work, MADE me the most awesome #mousebiro picture for my not-very secret Santa present! Oh my lord. Look at THIS
Whoooooooo yeahh! Now all I have to do is get a REAL one from wonder-taxidermist Fiona Campbell. I asked her to make one, and she said she would :)
Okay ENOUGH but you have not seen the end of this phenomenon. It's BIG